








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2095 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2833 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2136 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1494 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,498 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddd | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | d_ra | 51% | 84 |
| #3 | Tenacious Tea | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddd | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | d_ra | 51% | 84 |
| #3 | Tenacious Tea | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddd | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | d_ra | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Tenacious Tea | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddd | 498 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | d_ra | 133 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tenacious Tea | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddd | +2.00 | 55 | 66 |
| #2 | d_ra | +1.16 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Aaron | -0.63 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | Tenacious Tea | -2.32 | 34 | 63 |





