








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3101 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7300 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7166 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5273 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,892,438 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...





