








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15754 | 30% |
| Smokes | 16355 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8755 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 11543 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,959,549 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | (WTH) Oskar | 50% | 548 |
| #4 | brooli | 49% | 267 |
| #5 | Nightsaw9 | 47% | 191 |
| #6 | -TL- Commando Jenkins | 44% | 215 |
| #7 | -TL- ColeTrain | 43% | 478 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greedy heidi | +2.39 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | (WTH) Oskar | +0.54 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | [DC] Vadiii | +0.14 | 58 | 39 |
| #4 | brooli | -0.13 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | -TL- ColeTrain | -1.16 | 54 | 49 |





