








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1058 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 795 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,727 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu` | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | BTSk - Senro | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Bot_AIGO | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | K a r a s u * | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu` | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | BTSk - Senro | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Bot_AIGO | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | K a r a s u * | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot_AIGO | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | BTSk - Senro | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | zu` | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot_AIGO | 379 | 0.35 | 11 min |
| #2 | BTSk - Senro | 201 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | zu` | 70 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | K a r a s u * | 29 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot_AIGO | +5.03 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | K a r a s u * | +1.71 | 49 | 60 |
| #3 | BTSk - Senro | -0.51 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | sHiN | -0.59 | 45 | 70 |
| #5 | zu` | -1.66 | 36 | 64 |





