








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 226 | 23% |
| Smokes | 239 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 319 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 212 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,925 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santa | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Törvelö | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | yuckbag | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | karhu | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | MahtiMauri | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Törvelö | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | yuckbag | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | karhu | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | MahtiMauri | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | sns~ | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MahtiMauri | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Törvelö | 1 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Santa | 1 | 0.0222 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuckbag | 208 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | MahtiMauri | 144 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | karhu | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | sns~ | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Santa | 7 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuckbag | +3.86 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | Santa | +1.82 | 42 | 67 |
| #3 | sns~ | -0.97 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | karhu | -1.10 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | MahtiMauri | -1.33 | 57 | 76 |





