








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 771 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8606 | 23% |
| Smokes | 12259 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 10763 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5028 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,571 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | willzzz | 50% | 307 |
| #2 | JefffroDogg | 48% | 324 |
| #3 | Munch | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | dimitri | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | Clint Eastwood | 47% | 613 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JefffroDogg | 48% | 324 |
| #3 | Munch | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | dimitri | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | Clint Eastwood | 47% | 613 |
| #6 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 42% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clint Eastwood | 105 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Munch | 36 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | willzzz | 24 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | JefffroDogg | 17 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clint Eastwood | 3166 | 0.25 | 90 min |
| #2 | Munch | 744 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | willzzz | 519 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | JefffroDogg | 408 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 146 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munch | +3.10 | 65 | 71 |
| #2 | willzzz | +1.81 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | magzzzzz | +0.47 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | dimitri | +0.28 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | KiLLuMiNaTi | -0.71 | 39 | 46 |





