








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1929 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1668 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,798 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I SPANK YOUR ASS | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Vinger | 10 | 0.0270 |
| #4 | Jamp | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | nisq | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamp | 479 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | I SPANK YOUR ASS | 392 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | tumeloli | 253 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | nisq | 217 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | | 184 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +2.90 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | I SPANK YOUR ASS | +2.32 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | JezBeri | +1.19 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | OJAziz | +1.10 | 66 | 36 |
| #5 | nisq | +0.80 | 24 | 54 |





