








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4696 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5136 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3327 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 778 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,671 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harry Dotter | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | bash.de | 52% | 107 |
| #3 | Dalin Criid | 49% | 349 |
| #4 | sLeIpNiR?! | 48% | 125 |
| #5 | suni ❤ | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bash.de | 52% | 107 |
| #3 | Dalin Criid | 49% | 349 |
| #4 | sLeIpNiR?! | 48% | 125 |
| #5 | suni ❤ | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | Darkspike?! | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dalin Criid | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | bash.de | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | sLeIpNiR?! | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Harry Dotter | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dalin Criid | 896 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #2 | sLeIpNiR?! | 120 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | bash.de | 119 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | suni ❤ | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Harry Dotter | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bash.de | +1.72 | 28 | 59 |
| #2 | Dalin Criid | +1.61 | 40 | 76 |
| #3 | Harry Dotter | +1.46 | 34 | 63 |
| #4 | Hightyy | -0.81 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | sLeIpNiR?! | -1.03 | 61 | 60 |





