








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5540 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4477 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3532 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3309 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,143 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | no aim, but aggressive | TTT | 51% | 51 |
| #9 | sm1 | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | JKuplungaS | 47% | 36 |
| #11 | Jin-Roh | 46% | 28 |
| #12 | Sunzo*$1mplicity | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAMuFLAZNiBINOx | +3.55 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | † 𝖓𝖔𝖔𝖇 † P.a.M | +1.19 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Mič | +1.14 | 45 | 81 |
| #4 | no aim, but aggressive | TTT | +0.71 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | TuSheK | +0.51 | 60 | 62 |





