








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13379 | 39% |
| Smokes | 8961 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8075 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3975 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,324 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4828 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deanloer | 48% | 71 |
| #2 | Sir 42 Savage | 44% | 32 |
| #3 | Sp1ke | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deanloer | 48% | 71 |
| #2 | Sir 42 Savage | 44% | 32 |
| #3 | Sp1ke | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deanloer | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Sir 42 Savage | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deanloer | 179 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sir 42 Savage | 130 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sp1ke | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deanloer | +2.45 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | FR4NKiE_ | +1.31 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | Sir 42 Savage | -0.85 | 49 | 70 |
| #4 | Sp1ke | -1.75 | 22 | 44 |





