








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 299 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2882 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3669 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2405 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,226,261 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Miss N00B ♥ ◥▶_◀◤ | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Wrasko | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | JohnnyDaGringo ◥▶_◀◤ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | AlmogEZ7 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Mjau | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Miss N00B ♥ ◥▶_◀◤ | 930 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | Mjau | 418 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | Wrasko | 390 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | JohnnyDaGringo ◥▶_◀◤ | 386 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | AlmogEZ7 | 191 | 0.14 | 6 min |





