








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 28% |
| Smokes | 573 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 521 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,206 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkoolBroodjie | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ✪FooFoo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | KillSwitch | 55% | 76 |
| #4 | Kazzii | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | RustY | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪FooFoo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | KillSwitch | 55% | 76 |
| #4 | Kazzii | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | RustY | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | NadeZ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazzii | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | KillSwitch | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | NadeZ | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazzii | 130 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | KillSwitch | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | NadeZ | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | RustY | 23 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | SkoolBroodjie | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪FooFoo | +4.67 | 78 | 39 |
| #2 | Kazzii | +4.13 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | RustY | +2.86 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | KillSwitch | +1.23 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | ѕ ⸸ и и є я | -0.04 | 66 | 54 |





