








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 353 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4195 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5722 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3604 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4150 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,213,768 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RICEKING | 56% | 99 |
| #4 | Mr. Dogs | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | EXILE5 tonyT WD | 52% | 194 |
| #6 | majaN | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | jdn | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXILE5 tonyT WD | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Snomel | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Mr. Dogs | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXILE5 tonyT WD | 534 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | jdn | 322 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | Snomel | 306 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | RICEKING | 260 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | majaN | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICEKING | +2.00 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Snomel | +0.73 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | EXILE5 tonyT WD | +0.37 | 56 | 75 |
| #4 | jdn | +0.11 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | Mr.PRO-Tractor | +0.09 | 74 | 65 |





