








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3662 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3267 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2727 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,238 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S7U | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Brenkku | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | leeeej | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | TMR | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | Rüsty | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S7U | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Brenkku | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | leeeej | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | TMR | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | Rüsty | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenkku | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | leeeej | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Rüsty | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leeeej | 241 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Brenkku | 148 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Rüsty | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | TMR | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | S7U | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rüsty | +1.58 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | leeeej | +1.31 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | S7U | +0.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | TMR | +0.50 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | Brenkku | +0.22 | 81 | 74 |





