








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 705 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3102 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2369 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2322 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,628 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 620 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bo. | 46% | 179 |
| #2 | HEAVEN | 46% | 349 |
| #3 | schmido. | 46% | 249 |
| #4 | sod | 45% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bo. | 46% | 179 |
| #2 | HEAVEN | 46% | 349 |
| #3 | schmido. | 46% | 249 |
| #4 | sod | 45% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEAVEN | 25 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | bo. | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | sod | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | schmido. | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEAVEN | 1808 | 0.24 | 44 min |
| #2 | schmido. | 381 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | sod | 221 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | bo. | 171 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEAVEN | +3.37 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | schmido. | +1.00 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | MoJoe | -1.03 | 29 | 34 |
| #4 | sod | -1.80 | 25 | 46 |
| #5 | bo. | -2.90 | 29 | 46 |





