








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1848 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1433 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1722 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,349 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melereint | 82% | 22 |
| #2 | fyksenxd | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | Lionh34rt[A] | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | ♔. | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | ✪ Mikeeey | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F3RR3R0 | 133 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | ildvnv | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rupel | 93 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rick Sanchez | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | fyksenxd | 78 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | macendoes #Lama | +3.73 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | fyksenxd | +2.71 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | Melereint | +2.67 | 93 | 63 |
| #4 | Rupel | +2.18 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Lionh34rt[A] | +1.97 | 75 | 68 |





