








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3253 | 13% |
| Smokes | 8878 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6870 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5383 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,626,423 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFett Meggle | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | 1RCFr34ky | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | partaa69 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Putty Squad | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Kaljaliiga22 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putty Squad | 420 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kaljaliiga22 | 359 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | BobaFett Meggle | 346 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | 1RCFr34ky | 341 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | partaa69 | 218 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFett Meggle | +6.53 | 47 | 73 |
| #2 | Smurf | +4.10 | 34 | 34 |
| #3 | Kaljaliiga22 | +1.86 | 25 | 70 |
| #4 | Putty Squad | +0.59 | 52 | 50 |
| #5 | partaa69 | -0.03 | 14 | 56 |





