








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 454 | 26% |
| Smokes | 353 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 748 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 166 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,366 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allixbruh | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | sorry for party rocking | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | wait im goated | 6 | 0.0223 |
| #4 | TunZ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | footballman79 | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allixbruh | 225 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | footballman79 | 179 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | TunZ | 145 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aiden | 97 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | sorry for party rocking | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | allixbruh | +3.44 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | TejasK | +2.66 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | Aiden | +2.65 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | footballman79 | +1.38 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Duka | +1.22 | 76 | 34 |





