








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4004 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4531 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3467 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4004 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,840 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y S R | 64% | 132 |
| #2 | MaplestoryLover666 | 63% | 205 |
| #3 | Pyj | 61% | 189 |
| #4 | Amped | 55% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y S R | 64% | 132 |
| #2 | MaplestoryLover666 | 63% | 205 |
| #3 | Pyj | 61% | 189 |
| #4 | Amped | 55% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaplestoryLover666 | 20 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Y S R | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Pyj | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Amped | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyj | 617 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | MaplestoryLover666 | 582 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Y S R | 503 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | Amped | 252 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zim | +3.08 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | MaplestoryLover666 | +2.27 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Y S R | +0.85 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Pyj | -1.17 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | Amped | -1.87 | 63 | 67 |





