








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 796 | 26% |
| Smokes | 955 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1065 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 274 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,553 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klick | 36% | 11 |
| #2 | Itzyaboi Jonni ︻芫 —— | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | Daguitar | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | Klotz am Bein | 32% | 37 |
| #5 | TenCarsTV | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klick | 36% | 11 |
| #2 | Itzyaboi Jonni ︻芫 —— | 36% | 36 |
| #3 | Daguitar | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | Klotz am Bein | 32% | 37 |
| #5 | TenCarsTV | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klick | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenCarsTV | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Daguitar | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Itzyaboi Jonni ︻芫 —— | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Klick | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Klotz am Bein | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itzyaboi Jonni ︻芫 —— | +0.17 | 59 | 40 |
| #2 | Buyakasha | +0.11 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | Klotz am Bein | -0.35 | 54 | 28 |
| #4 | TenCarsTV | -1.13 | 37 | 65 |
| #5 | Klick | -2.88 | 37 | 57 |





