








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4091 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3301 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6101 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4784 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,317,208 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fähund | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | EjmeT | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Mini | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | мυrĸey | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | SpN! | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max Payne | 605 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | Fähund | 292 | 0.42 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mini | 219 | 0.36 | 6 min |
| #4 | мυrĸey | 120 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | EjmeT | 93 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | +3.21 | 79 | 80 |
| #2 | Fähund | +2.19 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | patrul bot | +2.16 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | EjmeT | +1.43 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | Puntz | +1.39 | 69 | 69 |





