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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 430 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4767 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4838 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6321 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4922 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,013,178 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Nacci Tranberg | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Teräs Kives | 40% | 55 |
| #3 | RÄLLÄKKÄ PÖYTÄKONE SATA LITRAA! | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | Sidekick Lady | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Nacci Tranberg | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Teräs Kives | 40% | 55 |
| #3 | RÄLLÄKKÄ PÖYTÄKONE SATA LITRAA! | 36% | 25 |
| #4 | Sidekick Lady | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teräs Kives | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Sidekick Lady | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RÄLLÄKKÄ PÖYTÄKONE SATA LITRAA! | 76 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Anne Nacci Tranberg | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Teräs Kives | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sidekick Lady | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne Nacci Tranberg | +2.27 | 20 | 59 |
| #2 | Teräs Kives | -0.19 | 49 | 53 |
| #3 | LihaTikkari | -0.68 | 28 | 74 |
| #4 | RÄLLÄKKÄ PÖYTÄKONE SATA LITRAA! | -1.92 | 19 | 71 |
| #5 | Sidekick Lady | -1.96 | 26 | 55 |





