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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 514 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4651 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3303 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4118 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3757 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,133,520 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuhadiB | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | havenN | 58% | 160 |
| #3 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | FalleN Da Wish | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | KraNoX | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | MuhadiB | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Cubby | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | FalleN Da Wish | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ◬ MARS ツ | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cubby | 425 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | havenN | 325 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | ٭٭ VODKA_Drunker ٭٭ | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | MuhadiB | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | ◘ ZukaTeam ® | 124 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KraNoX | +1.78 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | I-M-L Esfiha | +1.41 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | havenN | +1.36 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | FalleN Da Wish | +1.18 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | Rogamer | +0.38 | 76 | 66 |





