








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1098 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3857 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4100 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3724 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5877 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,491 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1023 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NoName | 53% | 160 |
| #4 | JORDAN | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | ߷ | 46% | 54 |
| #6 | Mr. Mack | 45% | 152 |
| #7 | Krelis the epic parrot | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORDAN | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Mr. Mack | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Krelis the epic parrot | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | NoName | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukr4m | +4.87 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | ߷ | +2.81 | 59 | 53 |
| #3 | Poisongage | +1.49 | 34 | 57 |
| #4 | JORDAN | -0.15 | 32 | 57 |
| #5 | Krelis the epic parrot | -0.19 | 42 | 22 |





