








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 367 matches | ||
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12475 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7434 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5736 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8513 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,320 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | 71% | 63 |
| #2 | Jiwin | 68% | 68 |
| #3 | Maô | 62% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | 71% | 63 |
| #2 | Jiwin | 68% | 68 |
| #3 | Maô | 62% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Maô | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maô | 163 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jiwin | 123 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | FluryWaana | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluryWaana | +4.79 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | ARFifou | +2.00 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | Jiwin | -0.20 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Maô | -1.05 | 63 | 51 |





