








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,620 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6531 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3891 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3558 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5454 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,152,603 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Humblegod Frizen | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | quix | 51% | 77 |
| #3 | [Suedis] NuckFiggers | 50% | 74 |
| #4 | Almantek | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | flobbe | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Humblegod Frizen | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | quix | 51% | 77 |
| #3 | [Suedis] NuckFiggers | 50% | 74 |
| #4 | Almantek | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | flobbe | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quix | 22 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | [Suedis] NuckFiggers | 19 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | flobbe | 15 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Almantek | 11 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Humblegod Frizen | 9 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quix | 230 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Almantek | 201 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Humblegod Frizen | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | flobbe | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | [Suedis] NuckFiggers | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nallen | +3.19 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Humblegod Frizen | +0.21 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | flobbe | -0.15 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | quix | -0.96 | 41 | 41 |
| #5 | Almantek | -1.44 | 64 | 49 |





