








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 944 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1963 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2324 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,327 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Vilu | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | lelvi | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Särki | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Vilu | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | lelvi | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Särki | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Vilu | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | lelvi | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | J4yD1cK | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 88 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | 66 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | lelvi | 62 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vilu | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Särki | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ Tony0.2K ♿ | +3.42 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Vilu | +1.31 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | J4yD1cK | +0.89 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | lelvi | -0.77 | 44 | 44 |
| #5 | al!en | -1.71 | 32 | 59 |





