








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1481 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 222 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10073 | 20% |
| Smokes | 10338 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 17693 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 13177 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,498,412 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | 49% | 98 |
| #2 | KKKthanks | 38% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | 49% | 98 |
| #2 | KKKthanks | 38% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KKKthanks | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KKKthanks | 531 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR_o | +1.28 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | KKKthanks | +0.91 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | ✠Brain_Smasher✠ Is Back | -1.77 | 26 | 56 |





