








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 21% |
| Smokes | 493 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1850 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1116 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,498 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChocolateSurprise | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | PuFFy | 71% | 42 |
| #3 | Fruit and Veg | 70% | 53 |
| #4 | LateNcYbb | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | snb | 68% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLY | +3.22 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | LateNcYbb | +3.20 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | Shneaks | +2.71 | 91 | 61 |
| #4 | snb | +2.55 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | PuFFy | +1.96 | 72 | 48 |





