








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 236 | 16% |
| Smokes | 366 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 451 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 438 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,298 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurwaslayer | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | ☆DZIKU☆ | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | ♛Cichy | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | ♛Pawko | 46% | 82 |
| #5 | Kapcwel | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ♛Pawko | 46% | 82 |
| #5 | Kapcwel | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | ♛Marlboro Man | 44% | 84 |
| #7 | GhostFlaily | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | Fr4nklin | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Marlboro Man | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ♛Pawko | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | kurwaslayer | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | ☆DZIKU☆ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Fr4nklin | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Marlboro Man | 264 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | ♛Pawko | 93 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♛Cichy | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | GhostFlaily | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☆DZIKU☆ | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Pawko | +4.72 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | kurwaslayer | +4.28 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | ♛Marlboro Man | +0.64 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | Fr4nklin | -0.68 | 49 | 42 |
| #5 | Kapcwel | -1.14 | 73 | 46 |





