








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1427 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1848 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1585 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1013 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,676 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vilfort#11 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | [LCS] Kafton | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | rezenT | 63% | 90 |
| #4 | Lykkefugl | 57% | 143 |
| #5 | Toesmeister2 | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vilfort#11 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | [LCS] Kafton | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | rezenT | 63% | 90 |
| #4 | Lykkefugl | 57% | 143 |
| #5 | Toesmeister2 | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rezenT | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Lykkefugl | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Toesmeister2 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rezenT | 371 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Toesmeister2 | 305 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lykkefugl | 261 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | [LCS] Kafton | 57 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vilfort#11 | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllebyORANGE | +2.72 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | rezenT | +1.92 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Toesmeister2 | -1.29 | 52 | 71 |
| #4 | Vilfort#11 | -1.47 | 35 | 72 |
| #5 | Lykkefugl | -1.57 | 15 | 57 |





