








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 478 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4114 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7343 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6209 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4493 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,556,668 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensen | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | Xabi | 50% | 117 |
| #3 | Karalinga | 50% | 251 |
| #4 | ramen | 47% | 218 |
| #5 | Winter | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jensen | +4.39 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Karalinga | +1.69 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | TriggeR_FingeR | +0.28 | 21 | 73 |
| #4 | n0body | -0.10 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | ramen | -0.50 | 37 | 56 |





