








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 239 | 15% |
| Smokes | 486 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 461 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,760 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qu1nT | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Dracon1c - Vestjysk Bank | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Frostdahl - VestjyskBANK | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | R0ed - VestjyskBANK | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Rat - Vestjysk Bank | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qu1nT | +8.52 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Dracon1c - Vestjysk Bank | +4.19 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Rat - Vestjysk Bank | +3.47 | 90 | 48 |
| #4 | Frostdahl - VestjyskBANK | +1.20 | 63 | 28 |
| #5 | MoPe | +0.10 | 67 | 67 |





