








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Wingman | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5172 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4485 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3475 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4607 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,378 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 616 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DiablO | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Ka'LM | 51% | 333 |
| #3 | Ly Arninio | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DiablO | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Ka'LM | 51% | 333 |
| #3 | Ly Arninio | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka'LM | 49 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Ly Arninio | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ✪ DiablO | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ka'LM | 933 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✪ DiablO | 243 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ly Arninio | 165 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ly Arninio | +3.40 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | Ka'LM | +1.49 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | <3 Хана Миямидзу <3 | +1.33 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ DiablO | +0.25 | 75 | 60 |





