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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 880 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1232 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 363 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,106 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 1Unit | Pingu Noot Noot | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | k0llefar | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | KonKylie Connie | 30% | 10 |
| #6 | B3R | 29% | 14 |
| #7 | Topper-Bo | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Unit | Pingu Noot Noot | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mortsweet | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Topper-Bo | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | k0llefar | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | B3R | 26 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KonKylie Connie | +2.53 | 60 | 30 |
| #2 | B3R | +0.45 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | SortePer || | +0.40 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | 1Unit | Pingu Noot Noot | -0.59 | 21 | 49 |
| #5 | k0llefar | -1.28 | 39 | 62 |





