








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13417 | 28% |
| Smokes | 13917 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 11223 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10169 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,344,757 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stoertebeker | +4.02 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | LuckyDuck | +1.89 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | toB | +1.28 | 72 | 86 |
| #4 | Forty | -0.30 | 40 | 82 |
| #5 | Kris 🍍 | -1.17 | 37 | 55 |





