








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1330 | 35% |
| Smokes | 839 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1288 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 374 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,229 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Zusix | 35% | 31 |
| #7 | z | 35% | 133 |
| #8 | Imagine Wagons | 34% | 70 |
| #9 | Double A | 33% | 78 |
| #10 | Corbnasty220 | 25% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Double A | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Imagine Wagons | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 302 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | z | 294 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Double A | 287 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | tr1 orLando_pc | 172 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Imagine Wagons | 171 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr1 orLando_pc | +5.18 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | i try la | +5.03 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | | +3.14 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | Imagine Wagons | +2.79 | 59 | 46 |
| #5 | Double A | +0.83 | 54 | 67 |





