








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1933 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4453 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6125 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7931 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5550 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,183 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Hammer | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | hopeless :( | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | vA.CPZ||MAVEN|| | 51% | 170 |
| #4 | MAE | 47% | 62 |
| #5 | ҜФS KASPER | 46% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White Hammer | +3.33 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | [D1AM0ND-PR0TA7O] | +1.74 | 60 | 61 |
| #3 | MAE | +0.28 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | hopeless :( | -0.22 | 34 | 16 |
| #5 | ҜФS KASPER | -0.30 | 86 | 53 |





