








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 15% |
| Smokes | 416 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 387 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 234 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,749 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TdRâ™” | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | smoke64 | 81% | 21 |
| #3 | RUNITBACKTURBO1 | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | GreyMagic | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ♚ CSmack ♚ | 66% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smoke64 | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | ♚ CSmack ♚ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | 6o4 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | intxx.64 | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚ CSmack ♚ | +7.89 | 89 | 49 |
| #2 | RUNITBACKTURBO1 | +1.06 | 72 | 36 |
| #3 | smoke64 | +0.91 | 71 | 79 |
| #4 | ()valtine *** | +0.38 | 57 | 32 |
| #5 | GreyMagic | -0.12 | 79 | 60 |





