








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1663 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1649 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 470 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,087 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VALOOOO | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | BENSEN | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Sara | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VALOOOO | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | BENSEN | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Sara | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sara | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sara | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | BENSEN | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | VALOOOO | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1vworld | +3.44 | 80 | 50 |
| #2 | BENSEN | +2.71 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Sara | +0.73 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | VALOOOO | -1.92 | 59 | 42 |





