








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6294 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5627 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3474 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1480 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,610 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DocX | 58% | 159 |
| #2 | Nadez | 58% | 59 |
| #3 | YKClutchCity | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | acidrift | 56% | 155 |
| #5 | McToasty | 56% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McToasty | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | DocX | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Nadez | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | oshii | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | acidrift | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acidrift | +1.89 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | DocX | +0.89 | 52 | 67 |
| #3 | McToasty | +0.78 | 44 | 65 |
| #4 | MuRDoK | +0.61 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | YKClutchCity | +0.51 | 60 | 58 |





