








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2742 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2925 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1847 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $791,848 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxio | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | ✪ Sergio | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | ToxlAAAAA | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Claoudio | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxio | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | ✪ Sergio | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | ToxlAAAAA | 51% | 67 |
| #4 | Claoudio | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToxlAAAAA | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Claoudio | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Saxio | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | ✪ Sergio | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claoudio | 140 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | ToxlAAAAA | 139 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Sergio | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Saxio | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☮ P4Tr3FØrt ⭕⃤ ™ ☆ | +0.74 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ Sergio | +0.34 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Claoudio | +0.14 | 75 | 71 |
| #4 | ToxlAAAAA | -0.23 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Saxio | -0.61 | 68 | 55 |





