








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 121 | 15% |
| Smokes | 128 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 242 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 305 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $40,947 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Gold | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | dazOr <3 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | siKH^ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | inz | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | siKH^ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | siKH^ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | inz | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | siKH^ | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | Tomacini | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | Dougpool | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Gold | 13 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #2 | inz | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | dazOr <3 | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | siKH^ | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | siKH^ | 6 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomacini | +5.34 | 60 | 64 |
| #2 | siKH^ | +4.94 | 78 | 42 |
| #3 | siKH^ | +3.68 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Dougpool | +1.38 | 40 | 51 |
| #5 | dazOr <3 | -1.32 | 52 | 80 |





