








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4404 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5362 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3197 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2966 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,627,706 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PLEYOR | 48% | 127 |
| #7 | MarkAllf | 43% | 107 |
| #8 | Judd | 43% | 75 |
| #9 | Logicalstep | 41% | 105 |
| #10 | brian | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOC | 608 | 0.06 | 19 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/bulletcsgo1337 | 371 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | Logicalstep | 118 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | brian | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Judd | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casper | +6.05 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | ✪L Bozo`BTW | +4.62 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Poochy | +2.67 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Judd | +0.78 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/bulletcsgo1337 | -0.04 | 52 | 69 |





