








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7849 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9794 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7550 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6233 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,916 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vittu | 44% | 36 |
| #2 | SeekA | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vittu | 44% | 36 |
| #2 | SeekA | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeekA | 9 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | vittu | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeekA | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | vittu | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeekA | +0.68 | 54 | 65 |
| #2 | vittu | +0.34 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | HYDE ∩ _(◕_◕)_ ∩ | -0.58 | 40 | 65 |





