








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 799 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1434 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,561,775 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 875 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wezly17 | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | PNSHR | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | L3m0nRoCk | 54% | 90 |
| #4 | ShaGGy | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | klitZ | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Metapod | 28 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Pandabeer | 9 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | PNSHR | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | L3m0nRoCk | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ShaGGy | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Metapod | 517 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | L3m0nRoCk | 98 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | PNSHR | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pandabeer | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | klitZ | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Metapod | +3.38 | 58 | 44 |
| #2 | ShaGGy | +2.95 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | L3m0nRoCk | +2.58 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | ...LuCkSHoT... | +0.64 | 54 | 27 |
| #5 | wolfman | +0.57 | 49 | 40 |





