








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3460 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2443 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1558 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,565 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xc | 52% | 189 |
| #2 | Mass | 51% | 91 |
| #3 | bencoop | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | .crovSterwOw~ | 50% | 148 |
| #5 | RAGECHRIS | 49% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | .crovSterwOw~ | 50% | 148 |
| #5 | RAGECHRIS | 49% | 240 |
| #6 | frickE | 49% | 39 |
| #7 | Wolli | 48% | 46 |
| #8 | Powned1337 | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGECHRIS | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | .crovSterwOw~ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | xc | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | Mass | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Wolli | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGECHRIS | 579 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | .crovSterwOw~ | 507 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | xc | 333 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mass | 228 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Powned1337 | 130 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bencoop | +1.33 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | RAGECHRIS | +0.77 | 63 | 75 |
| #3 | xc | +0.45 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | Mass | +0.37 | 46 | 68 |
| #5 | only ✖j | -0.46 | 64 | 68 |





