








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1554 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1574 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1860 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1130 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,594 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itämaan tietäjä | 50% | 56 |
| #2 | cARNi | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | Juvi | 47% | 137 |
| #4 | Pulzer | 46% | 131 |
| #5 | SirAnshelm | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cARNi | 322 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Itämaan tietäjä | 255 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pulzer | 208 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Juvi | 198 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | SirAnshelm | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itämaan tietäjä | +2.75 | 71 | 76 |
| #2 | cARNi | +2.51 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | coleah | +1.00 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Juvi | -1.01 | 42 | 53 |
| #5 | pujak | -1.71 | 38 | 64 |





