








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1433 | 43% |
| Smokes | 417 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1047 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 415 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,662 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DazZL3 | 62% | 53 |
| #9 | Sydney's Fashion Blogger | 58% | 12 |
| #10 | The Final Goon | 58% | 12 |
| #11 | MudNoodle | 55% | 11 |
| #12 | jayjay | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jatt [A] | +5.09 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | -_-::MuST8HaCkz::-_- | +3.91 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | MudNoodle | +3.27 | 86 | 57 |
| #4 | The Final Goon | +1.35 | 63 | 45 |
| #5 | k20a | -1.03 | 45 | 44 |





