








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2143 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2361 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1330 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,474 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniacxx | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Tico | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ecas | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Sheik_Norris | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Flat Eric | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ecas | 596 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tico | 255 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Maniacxx | 244 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Flat Eric | 168 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | ► 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂2 ◄ 💀 😎 | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1an | +2.19 | 67 | 63 |
| #2 | ► 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂2 ◄ 💀 😎 | +0.38 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | Tico | +0.18 | 46 | 71 |
| #4 | MicSpeed | +0.02 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | Maniacxx | -0.84 | 51 | 64 |





